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Mrs. Riis. Allow us to wait. Norman. as a result of Christensen can have to be compelled to be repaid, you know. I told him he would be. Mrs. Riis. Naturally. What else would you suppose? Norman (getting up). Well, I’m going for my holidays, therefore Christensen should look after it currently.--Was it a really grand party yesterday? Mrs. Riis. There wasn't a lot of show. Norman. No, the Christensen’s' parties area unit ne'er terribly luxurious. However, I suppose there have been a lot of people? Mrs. Riis. I actually have ne'er seen numerous at a personal recreation. Norman. Is Savvy up? Mrs. Riis. She is out bathing. Norman. Already? Did you get across early, then? Mrs. Riis. At regarding twelve, I think. Savvy needed to come back home. My husband was late, I think. Norman. The cardboard tables. She looked beamy, I suppose, eh? Mrs. Riis. Why did not you come? Norman. I ne'er move to betrothal parties, and that I ne'er move to Weddings--never! I cannot bear the sight of the poor victims in their veils and wreaths. Mrs. Riis. But, my expensive doctor, you certainly think--as we tend to all do-- that this can be a cheerful marriage? Norman. He’s a fine lad. But, all the same--I am taken in therefore typically.--Oh, well! Mrs. Riis.
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She was therefore happy and is simply as happy today. Norman. It’s a pity I shall not see her. Good-bye, Mrs. Riis. Mrs. Riis. Good-bye, doctor. Then you're off today? Norman. Yes, I want a modification of air. Mrs. Riis. Quite so. Well, I hope you may get pleasure from yourself--and, several thanks for what you have done! Norman. It’s I got thanks, my expensive lady! I am vexed to not be ready to say good day to Savvy. (Goes out. MRS. RIIS takes up a magazine from the table on the left and settles herself well on a couch from that she will be able to see into the park. Throughout what follows she reads whenever chance permits. RIIS comes in through the door to the right, in his shirt sleeves and battling his collar.) Riis. Smart morning! Was that Norman that went out simply now? Mrs. Riis. Yes. (RIIS crosses the space, then turns back and disappears through the door on the correct. He comes back once more straight off and goes through identical continuing, all the prong busy together with his collar.) am I able to assist you at all? Riis. No--thanks to all the same! These new-fangled shirts area unit hard things. I bought some in Paris. Mrs. Riis. Yes, I think you've got bought an entire dozen. Riis. A dozen and a 0.5. (Goes into his area, comes out once more in apparently identical difficulties, and walks regarding as before.)
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As a matter of truth, I’m inquisitive regarding something. Mrs. Riis. It should be one thing difficult. Riis. It is--it is. The little question of it!--This collar is that the very--Ah, at last! (Goes into his area and comes out once more, now together with his tie in his hand.) I actually have been wondering-- wondering--what our expensive girl's character is formed up of? Mrs. Riis. What it's created up of? Riis. Yes--what characteristics she gets from you and what from Maine, and then forth. In what respects, that's to mention, she takes once your family, and in what respect once mine, and so forth. Savvy may be an outstanding woman. Mrs. Riis. She is that. Riis. She is neither altogether you nor altogether Maine neither is she precisely a compound folk both. Mrs. Riis. Savvy is a few things quite that. Riis. a substantial deal quite that, too. (Disappears again; then comes out together with his coat on, brushing himself.) What did you say? Mrs. Riis. I failed to speak.--I rather suppose it's my mother that Savvy is most like. Riis. I ought to suppose so! Savvy, along with her quiet pleasant ways! What a factor to say! Mrs. Riis. Savvy will be fanatic enough. Riis. Savvy ne'er forgets her manners as your mother did. Mrs. Riis. You ne'er understood mother. Still, the little question they're not like in an exceedingly nice several things. Riis.
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Absolutely!--Can you see currently however right I used to be in chattering to her in varied languages from the start, even once she was quite tiny? Are you able to see that now? You were against my doing it. Mrs. Riis. I used to be against your constantly plaguing the kid, and conjointly to the endless jumping from one factor to a different. Riis. However explore the result, my dear! Explore the result! (Begins to hum a tune.) Mrs. Riis. You’re certainly ne'er about to fake that it's the languages that have created her what she is? Riis (as he disappears). No, not the languages; but--(His voice is detected from among his room)--the language has done a beautiful lot! She has Savoir Vivre--what? (Comes out again.) Mrs. Riis. I’m certain that's not what Savvy is most loved for. Riis. No, no. On the boat, a person asked Maine if I were associated with Miss Riis WHO had founded the Kindergartens within the city. I aforesaid I had the honor to be her father. You should have seen his face! I nearly had a match. Mrs. Riis. Yes, the Kindergartens are a good success from the terribly 1st. Riis. and that they area unit to blame for her obtaining engaged, too-- are not they?
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What? Mrs. Riis. You want to raise her. Riis. You’ve got ne'er even noticed my new suit. Mrs. Riis. So I actually have. Riis. I did not hear the maximum amount because of the tiniest cry of admiration from you. Explore the harmony of it all!--the theme of color, even all the way down to the shoes!--what? And therefore the hanky, too! Mrs. Riis. However previous area unit you, dear? Riis. Hold your tongue!--Anyway. However previous does one suppose folks take Maine to be? Mrs. Riis. Forty, of course. Riis. "Of course"? I do not see that it's therefore obvious. This suit may be a reasonably Bridal Symphony, composed at Cologne once I got the wire telling Maine of Savvy’s engagement. Just think of it! At Cologne--not 10 hours' journey from Paris! However, I couldn't wait 10 hours; I had up an excessive amount of in my very own estimation seeable of my approaching relationship with the richest family within the country. Mrs. Riis. Is that suit all you've got to point out for it, then? Riis. What a question! Simply you wait until I actually have got my bags through the customhouse! Mrs. Riis. we tend to shall be quite out of it, I suppose? Riis.
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You out of it! Once a really lucky father finds himself in Paris at a most tremendous moment-- Mrs. Riis. And what did you think that of the party yesterday? Riis. I used to be quite delighted with the boat for being late in order that I used to be landed within the middle of a fête champers as by magic. And naturally one had an incredible welcome because the party was in honor of one's own solely daughter! Mrs. Riis. What time did you be available in last night? Riis. Do not you perceive that we tend to have to play cards yesterday, too? I couldn't get out of it; I had to create a fourth with patriarch, Isaac, and Jacob--that is to mention, with our host, a cabinet minister, and previous Hock. It absolutely was an incredible honor to lose one's cash to grand folk like that. As a result of I invariably lose, you know.--I came home regarding 3 o'clock, I should suppose.--What is that you simply area unit reading? Mrs. Riis. The Fortnightly. Riis. Has there been something smart in it whereas I actually have been away? (Begins to hum a tune.) Mrs. Riis. Yes--there is a commentary here on heredity that you simply should scan. It’s some reference to what we tend to began to speak regarding. Riis. Does one understand this tune? (Goes over to the piano.)
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It’s all the fad currently. I detected it all over the Federal Republic of Germany. (Begins to play and sing, however, breaks off suddenly.) I’ll go and fetch the music, whereas I believe of it! (Goes into his area and comes out once more with the music. Sits down and begins to play and sing once more. SVAVA comes in by it, the door on the left. RIIS stops once he sees her, and jumps up.) Morning, my child! Smart morning! I actually have hardly had an opportunity to mention a word to you nonetheless. At the party, everybody took you far from me! (Kisses her and comes forward along with her.) Savvy. Why were you goodbye of returning from abroad? Riis. Why do not folks offer one some warning after they area unit about to get engaged? Savvy. As a result of folks do not know something regarding it themselves, until it happens! Smart morning once more, mother. (Kneels down beside her.) Mrs. Riis. There’s a delicious freshness regarding you, dear! Did you've got an enter the wood once your swim? Savvy (getting up). Yes, and even as I got home many minutes past Alfred the Great passed the house and known as up to Maine.
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He’s coming back indirectly. Riis. to inform you the truth--and one ought invariably to inform the truth--I had quite given up the hope of such happiness coming back to our expensive woman. Savvy. I do know you had. I had quite given it up myself. Riis. Till your fairy aristocrat came? Savvy. Till my fairy aristocrat came. And he took his time regarding it, too! Riis. You had been looking forward to him an extended time, though--hadn't you? Savvy. Not slightly from it! I ne'er once thought of him. Riis. Currently, you're talking in riddles. Savvy. Yes, it's a riddle to know however 2 folks, WHO have seen one another from childhood while not even giving one another a concept, suddenly--! As a result of that was very how it happened. It all dates from an exact moment--and then, all right away, he became quite another man in my eyes. Riis. However in each one else's, I suppose, he's identical America before? Savvy. I hope so! Riis. He’s a lot of spirited than he was, at any rate--in my eyes. Savvy. Yes, I saw you happy along last night. What was it?
